Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His vampire impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better than a guy who's been around for centuries? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing goes Wayne's way until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller.